Oct. 28, 2013, 5:27 p.m. -  duderino

#!markdown Buy a 30k truck because you don't want to waste your knobbies on the pavement on the way to the trail. Settle your differences with a hiker by agreeing we can all hate horses and fat bikes. Spend your lunch hour debating parts specs with strangers on internet forums and end up buying the gold anodized one because it's the blingest. Every year after the 24hour race: "I will never do that again." Every year when it's time to sign up for the 24hour race: "Remember how awesome it was last year?" If you buy the season pass you'll get injured after 2 days and miss the rest of the season. If you don't buy a season pass your friends will be on the lift every weekend while you ride boring old XC. How many bikes do you really need? N+1 Everything else you will ever buy seems cheap. "$250 for this alternator? What a deal, that would be a $1000 mtb part." All of your travel decisions involve checking out the local trails first, even when you're going to visit uncle Jerry in Kansas. Your road bike tires are 30s.