Bigfoot Spotted in British Columbia

Conspiracy theorists rejoice! New evidence about Bigfoot has revealed some of his more peculiar habits…

It seems appropriate that Bigfoot rides a fatbike.

According to the highly reputable site Wikipedia, Bigfoot is “the name given to an ape- or hominid-like creature that some people believe inhabits forests, mainly in the Pacific Northwest region of North America.” What isn’t explained throughout the entire article is his motives for owning a fatbike, nor his desire to race cyclocross with it. NSMB has obtained footage of the elusive forest-dweller via Jonathan Duncan, and is proud to bring you this clip:

Only fools would mess with his tire PSI.

While we may have gleaned some crucial information from the video, one question still remains: Does Bigfoot check his pressure by gauge or by feel?